Kids!

Few years back I used to be a kid-hater. They are the most annoying species in this world, right? But not anymore.

It seems I’m becoming attracted to kids by the day. Not in a sexual way of course. But they are adorable and chubby little things! Awww, how sweet do they look! And the feeling you get when you touch their cheeks! Cuter than kittens, if you ask me.

They say you begin to adore kids when you become pregnant. I was worried, until a good friend of mine showed me that it’s an impossiblity because I’m a boy. Oh well. We have been subject to such injustice from the beginning, but boys don’t cry.

Anyway I don’t want a baby, at least yet. Just looking at them playing and laughing (and crying) is sufficient for the moment. I stare at the kids at our workplace (we have a day care center there for the employees) and I love to watch how they stare at me back. Sounds creepy? Bitch please! Show the kids your love!

A new baby is like the beginning of all things – wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
Eda J. Le Shan

11 responses on “Kids!

  1. budhajeewa

    Dude, I think your OS just received an update with “Daddy-mode” enabled. Go transfer your genes to a human who is capable of producing another human with both your genes included.

  2. hare :-)

    As for me, I too was not much attracted to kids but I can easily be friend with them. It’s totally up to them :D

    I recently watched a video of Louis CK talking about kids. I think you should watch it too if you are becoming familiar with those symptoms.

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